Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Anti Joke

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