What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Maths.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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