when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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