A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Haha, I get it..

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The New York Giants

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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