- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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