Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Balls

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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