You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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