- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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