An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Yellow People !!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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