- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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