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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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