Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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