- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

kennah campion when she talks

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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