- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

guess what>? your mum lol

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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