Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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