What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Happy Monday!

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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