- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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