One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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