Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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