- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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