- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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