- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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