- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??