What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

hey guys im gay

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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