- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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