- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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