- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's 9+10 Ebola

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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