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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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