When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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haha black people :D

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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go F*** yourself

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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