Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

whats black? the colour

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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