- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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