- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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