- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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