- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

No your aunties a joke

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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