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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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