Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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