- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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