- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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