- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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