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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

I literally died laughing

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Pickles are powerful

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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