A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Drew Knowles is gay

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

quantum physics?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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