What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Obama

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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