Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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