- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.