- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Click here to end the world.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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