What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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ure mama's so fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

i dont fisish anythi

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

You having friends.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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