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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

The Princess is in another castle

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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