- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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