Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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