How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Ross.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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