- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

The child was fired from his job.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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