- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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